Thursday, November 12, 2009

Batman is real everybody and he sexually molested me I want revenge Who can help. Who WILL HELP???

3 weeks ago, an incident happened to me that changed my life forever, I was molested by Batman in the back alley of an Hooters resturant in Downtown Los Angeles, this is an unspeakable outrage and i have decided to kill batman. Please I beg all of you to join me hand in hand to overthrow this tyrant. I have started learning Kung Fu, but i know that with Batman's superior relfexes and powers it won't be enough. I need 8 other warriors to join me on this quest. We will call ourselves the ' Justice Team'. Once we kill Batman we can sell his Batmobile for 3.5 million dollars and buy weed from Nba Basketball player Rasheed Wallace, Sheed Man sell the best weed but its really really expensive. I digress. Anyways who is with me on this new age crusade?? This is no joke. We will be nine hearts that beat as one. DEATH TO BATMAN. PS. I have no car so who ever is with me need to give me a ride

Batman is real everybody and he sexually molested me I want revenge Who can help. Who WILL HELP???
When someone helps ya, come by my house when you pick up the weed okay? Batman and Rasheed Wallace are pretty dope.
Reply:My lawyer will talk to you Report It

Reply:wakey wakey...... you have just had a nightmare..........:)
Reply:haha im in!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:Get a life!
Reply:Get a life.
Reply:We can help you.
Reply:erm... did you ask the Joker for help?
Reply:Batman is indeed evil,I've been tryin to put together a Justice team since middle school !!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN COUNT ON ME TO FIGHT THIS EVILDOER AND HIS SIDEKICK ROBIN. YOU HAVE BEEN MOLESTED TOO LONG AND HARD,LETS PUT AN END TO THIS
Reply:sounds like little johnny needs to go to beddy bye


by the way, what is the most porno thing said n family hour t.v.?


When June turned to Ward and said, "Weren't yu a little tough on the bever last night, Ward?





Batman molested her too, he told me so
Reply:Either you are dreaming or you are high on something. Get yourself checked out by a doctor first.
Reply:You can knock down Superman single-handed ,man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Why fear Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... ha ha
Reply:I can help with my friends CAPTAIN BARBELL, DARNA, SABINA %26amp; ARGO with there grandfather POTTER VALCAN.
Reply:i can help.. But i will not help! i already joined Batman's Team, and its really really great here... i do'nt want your "justice team", you don't even have a car...well Batman gave me my own mobile, so.... good luck to you.
Reply:WHAT!!!!!!!!!





Are you freak in kidding me.


What kinda plan is that if you don't have a ride, I


should come over there and kick you.





The way I see it, if your the leader you should


able to provide transportation so that way you


can pick up your posse. Get a ride first that's


unmarked, then we can talk!
Reply:Girl don't you worry because I have got Superman and Spiderman on Speed Dial and I'm going out with Captain PLANET who is always ready for action (if you know what i mean)!


And another thing the powerpuff girls are close friends of mine.


So batman can better go and hide in his caves, because we are coming for him, come rain or shine!!!!





IT'S WORLD WAR 11!!!
Reply:WOWNESS!! I wish Batman would molest me...


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